I'm Jesus Christ - a funny bar joke!
Submitted by: Anonymous
Date: 10/05/2011
Category: Bar Jokes
Rating: 3.50 / 5.00
A man that was drinking all day goes into a bar. He demands a beer and is denied. Yet he keeps asking the bartender. Finally the bartender grabs him and throws him out. Another man is walking by and the man who was thrown out stops him. He says, "Hey, I'll bet you $100 that I'm Jesus Christ." The man walking by laughs at him and says, "Make it $500 and you got yourself a bet." The man claiming to be Jesus says, "Come with me into this bar and I'll prove it." So they walk in and sit down at the bar. Suddenly the bartender comes from the back of the bar and sees the man he threw out. Angrily the bartender looks toward the man he just threw out and says, "Jesus Christ, I told you to stay out of here." The man walking by looks amazed and pays the man his $500.
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