I'll screw anybody - a funny lawyer joke!
Submitted by: Anonymous
Date: 08/07/2011
Category: Lawyer Jokes
Rating: 4.00 / 5.00
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?" She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
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