Dead hamster - a funny animal joke!
Submitted by: Anonymous
Date: 08/09/2011
Category: Animal Jokes
Rating: 1.00 / 5.00
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There," says the vet, "Your hamster is dead." Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking its head. "It's definitely dead, sir," says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be £1000, please." "A £1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead?" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan."
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